Busty Smoking Realtors

T and A Realty has taken over almost the entire real estate market in town, despite only being in business for a year. Perhaps it's their aggressive market campaign. Maybe it's their ruthless negotiating skills. President Chesty McPillows puts it down to one thing ... sex sells. "Our male clients take one look at our realtors and their brains turn to mush. They start thinking with their tiny little dicks, which makes them putty in our hands." They've also been accused of using questionable sales techniques. We've heard rumours of sales contracts with clauses that include clients going into the office for weekly ball draining and cunt licking. Other realtors love the idea of using their clients as their own personal human ashtrays. Whatever the method, business is booming at T and A.